In the restaurant
Here two women are in a restaurant and served by a waitress. Women note the difference between Ka and Kha and where it is used. (But it doesn't matter if you get it wrong). Men replace Ka or Kha with Khrap. A pick list is on the next page and a printable download at http://www.anachak.co.uk/downloads/thaiphrases.htm
We were on our way to Sunday lunch with friends when she said "When we get home I haff to get the beans out".
I asked why. We don't need to get the beans out because we are having Sunday lunch at the pub.
"No" she responded, "You not understand. I haff to get the Ricicle Beans out."
Undaunted I told her she's right, I do not understand. "Tomorrow is beans day" she squealed. "Ah," I replied, "It's Monday tomorrow. We have to put the 'Recycle Bins' out."